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Some of the funniest gift ideas for Christmas!

Break The Internet Hoodie

Break The Internet Hoodie

Go head, get this hoodie. Show Kim Kardashian breaking the internet. It's the horses ass version. More Info

SALE: 10 Funny Shirts For $50

SALE: 10 Funny Shirts For $50

You can get 10 shirts for $50 at 6 Dollar Shirts. You could get 10 for yourself to get gifts for 10 different people on your Christmas list. Awesome-sauce. More Info

Obama Toilet Paper

Obama Toilet Paper

How many of you think you could do a better job running the country than the president? Make your opinion known by wiping your behind with the face of the 44th president of the United States. More Info

Six Pack Camo Belt

Six Pack Camo Belt

Rambo had his survival knife and you have the Six Pack Camo Beer Belt. Every good hunter needs his necessary tools, so don't leave home without this unique beverage holder. More Info

The Potty Putter

The Potty Putter

Have you wanted to head for a few holes of golf, but can't seem to find the time? The Potty Putter lets you play with your putter while your taking a number 2. More Info

Breast Suspenders

Breast Suspenders

You can't beat gravity no matter how hard you try and, over time, your perky girls are going to start drooping farther than a half-inflated Thanksgiving Parade Balloon. More Info

Merica T-Shirt

Merica T-Shirt

Climb a mountain, slam a cold one and soar high like an eagle. Merica! More Info

Such Christmas Sweater

Such Christmas Sweater

Wow, much pixel, such ugly sweater! Many Christmas! More Info

Alcohol Breathalyzer Keychain

Alcohol Breathalyzer Keychain

The time has come for your sobriety check, so start blowing! Fun, but slow down on those jagerbombs bro. More Info

For Girls Who Enjoy A Big One

For Girls Who Enjoy A Big One

What do you get the girl that has everything? How about a For The Girl That Enjoys A Big One Gag Gift? More Info

The Willy Warmer

The Willy Warmer

Keep your willy warm with the Willy Warmer. There are cold nights ahead! More Info

Mooning Boxers

Mooning Boxers

Signs are pointing to a full moon! Are you fond of showing off your derriere in public, but are a little ashamed of its hairiness or size? Feel secure in your public nudity with Mooning Boxer Shorts. More Info

Grumpy Cat Mug

Grumpy Cat Mug

Grumpy Cat doesn't like mornings... afternoons, or nights. Heck, she doesn't like anything. Here's a nice Mug to commemorate your bad mood... at all times of the day. More Info

Wine Glass Sippy Cup

Wine Glass Sippy Cup

Drink your wine and look classy as hell doing it! More Info

Jesus Lizard Shirt

Jesus Lizard Shirt

Walking on water is so passe. Jesus knows riding a raptor is where it's at. More Info

Face Butt Towel

Face Butt Towel

There's a serious problem in your bathroom that you're not even aware of. After your bath or shower, you might be drying your face with the same part of the towel that dried your butt the day before. Or worse yet, it might have dried someone else's butt! More Info

Grow A Boyfriend

Grow A Boyfriend

Every woman has her version of the perfect man, and they are usually mute, with pecs the size of bowling balls. Why not use the Grow A Boyfriend to create the ideal man? More Info

Beer Pouch Hoodie

Beer Pouch Hoodie

Finally! You can carry around a beer while leaving your hands free to high five a complete stranger in the stands, carry more beer, or operate your hands-free cellphone. More Info

Food Sodas

Food Sodas

Choose from a variety of savory, sweet, tangy, and spicy flavors including Ranch Dressing, Pumpkin Pie, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Buffalo Wing, Bacon, and Sweet Corn! More Info

Prescription Beer Koozie

Prescription Beer Koozie

When you had a rough day at work or at home, it seems that the best medicine is usually a nice cold beer. More Info

Lazy Mop Slippers

Lazy Mop Slippers

There's no need to break your back with a standard dust mop when you can clean your floors every time you go for a midnight snack. More Info

Instant Mullet Headband

Instant Mullet Headband

This classy Mullet will make you instantly cooler, instantly wiser, and immediately unemployable! More Info

Redneck Wine Glass

Redneck Wine Glass

Get your fancy drink on with the Redneck Wine Glass. A mason jar body held high by a thick glass stem holds a healthy amount of your favorite party juice. More Info

Sriracha Candy Canes

Sriracha Candy Canes

The savior of bland foods is now a fiery candy cane, so warm up your taste buds this year with these Sriracha Candy Canes! More Info

Beer Boot

Beer Boot

There's just something exhilarating about knocking back a few cold ones from this substantial Glass Beer Boot. More Info

Stud Undies

Stud Undies

Funny gift for a special guy. Of course he'll say it fits like a glove. More Info

The Butt Towel

The Butt Towel

Towel with an exposed Butt already printed. All your problems are solved, until the dog rips your Towel off. More Info

Bottle Of Wine Glass

Bottle Of Wine Glass

You've heard that one glass of red wine a day can be good for you? Well, hell yeah! More Info

Died of Dysentery Shirt

Died of Dysentery Shirt

Bummer. At least you've got plenty of buffalo. The Oregon Trail shirt! More Info

Hello Is It Me Shirt

Hello Is It Me Shirt

Classic song that never dies! A teacher and his blind student. Kinda creepy you have to admit? More Info

Pooping Moose Sweater

Pooping Moose Sweater

The classic Moose Sweater has always been your go to for Winter wear hasn't it? Well, it's been a while and that Moose needs to take care of business. More Info

I'm a Douche Mug

I'm a Douche Mug

Now when you are drinking coffee you can surprise your friends and colleagues with this hidden message on the base of this mug that says "Im A Douche". More Info

Maxi Pad Sticky Notes

Maxi Pad Sticky Notes

That time of the month can be enjoyed all year round with Maxi Sticky Pad Notes. Let your hubby know that you're in some severe need of chocolate or that you've locked yourself in the bathroom for the next week. More Info

The World's Largest Gummy Worm

The World's Largest Gummy Worm

The World's Largest Gummy Worm is 128 times more massive than a traditional gummy worm. Measuring twenty-six inches long and weighing in at approximately 3 pounds. More Info

Desktop Punching Bag

 Desktop Punching Bag

Fight back against stress with the Desktop Punching Bag. You can punch it as hard as you want and the suction cup won't move. More Info

Bacon Mints

Bacon Mints

When that special lady down the hall or at the club smells the intoxicating aroma of bacon on your breath, she won't be able to take her hands off you. More Info

Gravy Candy Canes

Gravy Candy Canes

No matter how bad your holiday meal is, you can always rely on gravy to cover everything up and make it better. More Info

Colt .45 Cufflinks

Colt .45 Cufflinks

These unique cufflinks are made from the cartridges of spent Colt .45 rounds. They are cut, polished, and assembled by hand in the USA. More Info

Real Ant Candy

Real Ant Candy

Ant Candy is the only candy made from real ants. More Info

Friends On That Death Star

Friends On That Death Star

It sucks to be a storm trooper with a heart. The Dark Side hasn't been the same since that day. Get your I had friends on that Death Star T shirt today and show you're gratitude for all the lost storm troopers! More Info

Mr Tea Infuser

Mr Tea Infuser

Throw some tea in your trousers! Our Mr. Tea Infuser is fun and easy to use! He?s no fool! Mr. Tea is the perfect tea-time companion for your afternoon tea. More Info

Gummy Shot Glasses

Gummy Shot Glasses

Don't even think about taking another shot of that Old Crow until you've bought Gummy Shot Glasses. Made completely of gummy, these edible shot glasses double as the greatest chasers known to man. More Info

Initech Coffee Mug

Initech Coffee Mug

You'll feel like a gangsta with this sweet ceramic Initech coffee mug. We talked with the Bobs and they said it was OK for you to use this at the office. More Info

Duff Pint Glass

Duff Pint Glass

The classic Duff Pint Glass you've always seen at Moe's Tavern is now ready to be served up at yours. More Info

Bacon Candy Canes

Bacon Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about our Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh! Then he let out a jolly guffaw and thanked us for saving Christmas. He’s just so excited about having a Bacon Candy Cane snack for the road trips, long days in the office, and to hang on his tree at home! More Info

Knuckle Meat Pounder

Knuckle Meat Pounder

How many times have you wanted to relieve some tension by beating some meat. If you have a few ribeyes laying around then beat the heck out of it with the Knuckle Pounder, a meat tenderizer shaped like brass knuckles. More Info

The Bacon Scarf

The Bacon Scarf

The Bacon Scarf is here and boy does it look delicious... I mean crispy, I mean warm, I mean just give me some Bacon! More Info

At At Walker Shirt

At At Walker Shirt

Its a tough job, but someone has to do it. Exercising your At At Walker will teach him who is the pack leader and make you closer. More Info

In Surreal Time Clock

In Surreal Time Clock

When abstract philosophies and avant-garde artwork have you transfixed in thought, it’s easy to lose track of time, but one glance at this seemingly melting clock will promptly snap you back to the present! More Info

Beer Socks

Beer Socks

Beer socks are your new best friend. Bright yellow socks with black BEER down the outside and inside of each sock. Two black stripes at the top. These will go to the knee on most legs More Info

Toilet Santa Sweater

Toilet Santa Sweater

The time to whip out your Holiday best is here again! This Santa on a toilet sweater is holiday high fashion. More Info

Bacon Salt

Bacon Salt

We think you'll fall in love as soon as you try it with eggs, chicken, beans, french fries... even your waffles! More Info

Tabasco Chocolate

Tabasco Chocolate

Strike a match on your tongue because this gift-worthy Tabasco Chocolate Tin is perfect for lovers of everything hot and spicy. More Info

Spicy Ghost Pepper Gumballs

Spicy Ghost Pepper Gumballs

If you love chewing gum and you love spice, get ready for Ghost Pepper Gumballs! Each delicious piece has been coated in a delectable powder featuring healthy amounts of cinnamon as well as the famed (and intensely spicy) Bhut Jolokia (Ghost Pepper) chili pepper. More Info

I Heart Ryan Gosling Stickers

I Heart Ryan Gosling Stickers

Everyone knows someone in love with Ryan Gosling. Might not be funny to you, but it's funny to me. More Info

Not Bad Dad Shirt

Not Bad Dad Shirt

Sure... he hasn't mastered the art of changing a diaper with his eyes closed at 4am, prepared a meal other than over-cooked hot pockets or gotten the kids to the bus stop on time... but he's not a bad dad! More Info

Disregard Females Shirt

Disregard Females Shirt

Much props for Joseph Ducreux, you archaic maniac. Disregard Females Acquire Currency! More Info

Death Star Ice Mold

Death Star Ice Mold

The Death Star has never looked so cool than in ice! This awesome Death Star ice mold lets you create your own 360 degree Death Star. More Info

Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker

Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker

Decorating your cupcakes and baking creations has never been so magical. Use our treasured Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker to dust your sweet treats with sparkles and glitz for an instant dazzling effect! More Info

Diamond Ring Mug

Diamond Ring Mug

Hey guys, what would your woman rather have -- A huge diamond ring? Or a novelty item that'll make her laugh? No doubt, you think she'd prefer the laughter. More Info

Bacon Shaving Cream

Bacon Shaving Cream

Ever want to rub your face in a heaping pile of delicious, greasy Bacon? Well you can do it now, only without the grease and fat. In fact you'll also get a clean Shave out of it. More Info

Stuff White People Like Book

Stuff White People Like Book

From the creator of the StuffWhitePeopleLike.com, this New York Times bestseller is a hilarious collection of observations and commentary concerning what white people like best. More Info

The Gun Mug

The Gun Mug

What's more dangerous: not having your morning coffee or pursuing a criminal? Do I really need to answer that? More Info

The Wine Rack Flask Bra

The Wine Rack Flask Bra

You can fill the pouch Flask with the Liquid of your choice, place it in the black, sports Bra and you're set. The handy Straw can exit from either side of the Bra and reach around your clothing for easy access. You'll More Info

Skeet Skeet Skeet Hoodie

Skeet Skeet Skeet Hoodie

Like Dave Chappelle said... It's funny because most white people don't know what it means yet. Be cool and get this hoodie. More Info

Prank Pregnancy Test

Prank Pregnancy Test

This Prank Pregnancy Test will always have you and yours bursting with tears of joy, or anxiety vomiting in the toilet. More Info

R2D2 Pizza Cutter

R2D2 Pizza Cutter

You'll have the most scientifically perfected slices in the galaxy thanks to your new little buddy. More Info

Slam Dunk Toilet Basketball

Slam Dunk Toilet Basketball

You’re not the first guy who’s wished he could dunk while he dumped. Don’t be ashamed, get in the game with the Slam Dunk Toilet Basketball set. More Info

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Dachshunds are most commonly known as wiener dogs, but the tasty seasonings coming out of this pair of pooch patoots will make any food taste great. More Info

Give a Rats Ass Plaque

Give a Rats Ass Plaque

There are times when you would go to the ends of the Earth for a project and other times when you could give a rat’s patoot. More Info

The Little Book Of Butts

The Little Book Of Butts

No coffee table is complete without this literary classic. The original Big Butt Book featured a great cross-section of delectable rears from the 1950s to the present day. More Info

Pole Dancing Elves Sweater

Pole Dancing Elves Sweater

The Elves have become masters of Pole techniques. And since it gets so hot in the workshop, the Elves have to make due in Elf, green Bikinis. More Info

Dill Pickle Mints

Dill Pickle Mints

There is nothing better than leaning in for a big kiss with the one you love and suddenly smelling the distinct odor of pickle breath. Dill Pickle Mints may not be great for a first date, but they can be a lifesaver on a lousy one. More Info

Energy Gummy Bears

Energy Gummy Bears

Energy Gummy Bears are the chewable, delicious candy bear we all know and love infused with the energy-boosting ingredients found in popular energy drinks. More Info

Sex Panther Cologne

Sex Panther Cologne

60% of the time it works every time. From the cult classic, Anchorman, comes SEX PANTHER COLOGNE! More Info

Corn Dogs Mints

Corn Dogs Mints

A Corn Dog Mint is like a county fair in your mouth...minus the smelly petting zoo and mullet-wearing carnies. That's something we can all appreciate. More Info

Beer Box Hats

Beer Box Hats

Nothing shows the world that you're ready to party more than a funny beer box hat. More Info

Ass Look Big Gum

Ass Look Big Gum

It's not the gum, honey. These giant fruit flavored gum pieces are definitely not on your diet, but that doesn't mean they are the reason your butt won't fit through the door. More Info

Absinthe Gumballs

Absinthe Gumballs

Chew some of these Absinthe Gumballs as you read the plays of Oscar Wilde, recite the poetry of Charles Baudelaire or admire the paintings of Vincent van Gogh. More Info

Caffeinated Marshmallows

Caffeinated Marshmallows

With Caffeinated Marshmallows, energy snacks just became a heck of a lot tastier! Each of these airy, chewy, and delicious squares contains the caffeine equivalent of a cup of coffee. More Info

Sriracha Lip Balm

Sriracha Lip Balm

Lay some heat on your Lips and crow like a Rooster. This Rooster sauce Lip Balm is going to make you question your taste, your thermostat, and your sanity. More Info

Bacon Lollipops

Bacon Lollipops

The bacon strip shape is made from hard candy and then infused with bits of bacon to add a savory kick to these sweet treats. More Info

Wasabi Candy Canes

Wasabi Candy Canes

Yes, these delicious Candy Canes are the Holidays wrapped in a spicy layer of Wasabi. You'll want to cuddle up with them by the fireplace in your warmest pajamas. More Info

Eggnog Gumballs

Eggnog Gumballs

These Eggnog Gumballs are just as delicious as the drink without the stumbling, slurring, and embarrassment. More Info

Fuck Yea Shirt

Fuck Yea Shirt

This is the perfect shirt for challenging RageGuy or letting everyone know that you got this. Problem solved. More Info

Bye Buddy Shirt

Bye Buddy Shirt

Bye Buddy! Hope you find your dad! Everyone's favorite narwhal from the awesome movie Elf. More Info

Bacon Wallet

Bacon Wallet

The bacon wallet will solve all your financial problems. All your money is going to your favorite processed pork products anyway, so why not just wrap your cash in bacon. More Info

Desktop Girlfriend

Desktop Girlfriend

It's not always easy to get pictures of you wife or girlfriend into your workspace. Many people don't have the room for them on their desk and cubicles weren't made for hanging heavy frames. Solve this problem with the Desktop Girlfriend. More Info

Horse Head Mask

Horse Head Mask

Let your inner Horse loose on the town. Perhaps his name is Hershel or maybe her name is Honza the Horse. More Info

Gum Cigarettes

Gum Cigarettes

These classic, good time Bubble Gum Cigarettes sure are delicious and they remind us of how much we loved emulating our parents. More Info

Candy Cane Shot Glasses

Candy Cane Shot Glasses

Are you looking to add a little X-mas holiday cheer to your shots? With our peppermint flavored Candy Cane Shot Glasses, you’ll be more than prepared when your Uncle Joe yells, “SHOTS!” right after the family Christmas dinner! More Info

26 Pound Gummy Bear

26 Pound Gummy Bear

Need an epic centerpiece for your next party? Look no further than the Party Gummy Bear. This 26-pound candy beast ensures that your shindigs have no equal. More Info

Wasabi Lip Balm

Wasabi Lip Balm

Was'ab-ennin'?! The spice is just right with this Wasabi Lip Balm and everything's gonna be a little tastier than it normally is. More Info

Ghost Pepper Candy

Ghost Pepper Candy

These sweet treats are made using Bhut Jolokia, commonly referred to as the Ghost Pepper. This screaming hot pepper, thought to have originated in India, was awarded the Guinness World Record for the World's Hottest Pepper in 2007. More Info

Wasabi Gumballs

Wasabi Gumballs

Asian food isn't complete without a heaping helping of wasabi to bring out the flavor, or is that the fire? Take the fire with you anywhere you go with the Wasabi Gumballs. More Info

Green Man Suit

Green Man Suit

Now you can be one of those crazy green men running around making people got WTF. More Info

Bacon Soap

Bacon Soap

It's a sunny Sunday morning and you awake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom?!? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! More Info

Grammar Nazi Stickers

Grammar Nazi Stickers

Always find yourself correcting grammar in your head on the internet? Correct it in public without having to clench your fists and hold down the words to appear not “rude”…! More Info

Franks & Beans Gum

Franks & Beans Gum

The Franks and Beans that you ate as a child (...we still everday for lunch) have been reincarnated as a delicious Gum! More Info

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