Bacon Flavored Toothpaste


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Bacon may clog your arteries and get you one step closer to the Grim Reaper, but that's no reason it can't make your teeth strong and healthy. Bacon Toothpaste is filled with cavity fighting protection without the boring, ordinary taste of mint. Why settle for fresh breath when it can smell like a crisp strip of delicious bacon. This toothpaste tastes so good you'll wear down your enamel from brushing 10 times a day. You and your dentist will never be happier when he starts what he thinks is an ordinary cleaning and smells the fresh odor off bacon. Mmmmm.

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