Bacon Sunscreen

$13.99

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So it's time to slather yourself in sizzling Bacon. Yes, this Bacon Sunscreen protects your skin from becoming Bacon but doesn't deny you the overwhelmingly delicious scent. With a generous SPF 30, you'll be able to enjoy the sun but still be protected. Who ever dreamed of a world where you get to seat by the pool, nibbling on Bacon, while covered in Bacon Sunscreen, and riding atop a Bacon Pool Float. You are a God amongst Bacon Bits.

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