Lazy Mop Slippers
So it's time to slather yourself in sizzling Bacon. Yes, this Bacon Sunscreen protects your skin from becoming Bacon but doesn't deny you the overwhelmingly delicious scent. With a generous SPF 30, you'll be able to enjoy the sun but still be protected. Who ever dreamed of a world where you get to seat by the pool, nibbling on Bacon, while covered in Bacon Sunscreen, and riding atop a Bacon Pool Float. You are a God amongst Bacon Bits.
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