Prescription Beer Koozie
The Bottle of Wine Glass is located somewhere on the "classy" continuum between "a passed out drunk clutching the last sips of his bottle of Night Train" and drinking straight from the bottle. And that's exactly where we like to be. Maybe I can't smell the hints of chocolate or raspberry while swirling a fine Chardonnay. But I can put that entire bottle of self-indulgent smugness into my giant wine glass and make you pay another $75 so you can have some. And yes, I do bring my own wine glass to restaurants.
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