Prescription Beer Koozie
Perhaps you thought you were real 'gangsta' when you bought that Forty (street slang for a 40 ounce bottle) of Mickey's (street slang for gutter-swill malt liquor) for the homecoming tailgate. But you were mistaken. You were not 'gangsta' because you weren't drinking from one of these incredibly large beer glasses. This beer glass' traditional shape is somewhat beguiling because it holds a gargantuan amount of beer. In fact, it holds 60 ounces (that's five cans) of barley pop. So, why doesn't the Giant Beer Glass hold a full six pack? The extra one is to be left in the fridge so that your spouse still has some useful function left in this world.
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