Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

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Hillary has left office as Secretary of State and she's still busting out better than ever. She can crack cases, barriers, and Nuts like a supreme force. This Hillary Nutcracker is built strong just like the real thing and believe us when we say strong. We cracked 500 walnuts in a row and this Nutcracker didn't waver on a single one! She works great at house parties, conventions, courtrooms and the next presidential election. Who wouldn't want a President with this much driving force.

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