Knuckle Meat Pounder
This classy Mullet will make you instantly cooler, instantly wiser, and immediately unemployable! Just kidding, we love Mullets and are proud to rock these every dang day. You simply pull out your special Mullet with attached Headband and place on your boring haircut to reveal something legendary. You now have the haircut of a God. Whip it and smack it as you may until your day is done. Then pull off the Headband and store your Mullet on the Go anywhere until tomorrow.
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