Douche Bag Gum
Has someone in your life been naughty this year? Well, then they deserve nothing more than a lump of coal. But.. they'll actually enjoy this gourmet coal made from skin softening glycerin. Santa's Pipe scented, a comforting, smooth honey-tobacco blend that's a natural for Christmas! Captivating top notes of damask rose and geranium lead to a heart of sweet orange honey. But this fragrance is all about the bottom notes - a warm, sweet, smoky, comforting accord of vanilla, patchouli, and honeyed pipe tobacco. Handmade and molded from casts of actual coal handpicked from a rail yard. Each Lump Of Coal Soap is beautifully presented in a festive holiday drawstring fabric bag with a "You've Been Naughty" tag. Weighs approximately 2.5 ounces and measures approximately 2.5" x 2" x 1.5". Vegan glycerin.
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