The Bacon Scarf
Even as a little kid I never understood He-Man's furry underwear look. Are they attached to the belt? Why have a super massive belt for a tiny pair of furry underoos, especially since He-man uses a shoulder harness for the Power Sword? Is it to protect against hernias when he's lifting mountains or whatever? Does Prince Adam have to wear them under his pants? Or is it just his pubes?
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