I'm a Douche Mug
Gravity may keep us grounded on the Earth, but it can also take perky ta-tas and turn them into saggy sacks. Just because Mother Nature did a number on your once voluptuous breasts doesn’t mean you have to take it laying down. The Still Swinging Mug lets everyone know that they may be a little deflated, but your funbags can still swing with the best of them.
It’s time to break out the pasties and tassels and prove that you still got it. Your pole dancing days may be over, but there’s no reason why you still can’t swing with the best of them. Let the world know you’re ready for action with the Still Swinging Mug.
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