Instant Mullet Headband
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Well if that's the case, you'll be fighting them off in droves with our irresistible Pizza Cologne Spray!
Amazingly accurate, with hints of tomato sauce, creamy mozzarella, and a touch of oregano. It's a perfectly balanced scent for the adventurous pizza lover in your life!
Just close your eyes, and you can imagine its glistening baked cheesey goodness, only a hand grab a way.
Everyone has a personal library of meaningful smells. The memories they trigger are somehow more intense than those we dredge up by conscious effort. It's as if smell provides a shortcut to our deepest memories and brings them back complete with the emotions and sensations we felt at the time.
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