The Butt Towel
60% of the time it works every time. From the cult classic, Anchorman, comes SEX PANTHER COLOGNE! All man. Made from a base of filtered bathwater of super models. Drenched in rich mahogany and the essence of 1970's raging lust. With a hint of Chuck Norris' sweat. Which is hard to obtain, because Chuck Norris doesn't sweat anything.
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