Superstar Muscle Chest


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All the most powerful men in history have had gigantic Muscles so you better catch up quickly. This easy to wear, easy on the eyes, and the easy way to success Muscle Chest will blow all your competition away. Put it on whenever you want and say goodbye to the pesky gym and those ridiculous sit-ups. The Muscle Chest is approximately 23" wide and 25" long for perfect blending into your existing body. Made of a very flexible, light-weight cotton blend fabric with life-like coloring. The future's wide open to you and your new 9-pack.

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