T-Rex Garden Gnome Massacre

$22.99

Available at Shut Up And Take My Money

Purchase Here

Gift details

Keep reading if you want to live…
Is it a T-Rex? Godzilla? Does it really matter!?
When the evil gnomes of your garden have taken over (and trust us, it’s only a matter of time before they become evil, possessed ankle biters) this creature will be THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE!
Help him help YOU by proudly displaying him in your garden…and let those little bastards masquerading as symbols of merriment and goodwill know who the real boss is…Gnomezilla bitches!

9.5" tall x 5" wide at base x 6.8" deep (inc. tail); 1.9 oz.
Made of resin
Waterproof

You may also like these gifts

Mr Tea Infuser

9.99

In Surreal Time Clock

20.95

Death Star Ice Mold

11.99

Sriracha Lip Balm

2.99

Inflatable Chub Suit

29.99

Lazy Mop Slippers

7.45

Obama Toilet Paper

9.95

View More Funny Gifts