The Butt Mug

The Butt Mug is waiting for you with cheeks pressed against the glass (err?ceramic). I mean you drink from sketchy water fountains, kiss your dog, and are sometimes referred to as the brown noser of the office. You might as well drink from a ’top of the line’ BUTT. This high grade ceramic hiney will amuse everyone by gently yet firmly kicking his or her Butt and then serving coffee in it.