Real Ant Candy
Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-holy moly, that's a Big Candy Cane!
This plus-sized peppermint treat perfectly resembles the Christmas confection you know and love, except it's friggin' 'uge.
Standing more than a foot tall and weighing in at over a pound, the hard peppermint crook can sustain a person for their average daily Calorie requirements while impressing them with its massive merriment at the same time. Good luck finding a tree with branches that can support this sucker.
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