The Bacon Scarf
Put away those thongs from Victoria Secret and that package bulging Speedo you bought while on vacation in Europe, and ignite your sex life with Fundies:Underpants For Two.
The large underwear features two sets of legs and two rears so you and your significant other can slip into something a little more comfortable. You can squeeze together and get closer to a person than you ever thought possible.
Be careful! Many product testers reported strong inclinations towards periods of nudity and shortness of breath following the wearing of Fundies:Underpants For Two.
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